Welcome to the Holy Shrible, it is full of
Lord Shrek's word as well as stories
by those who have been blessed by Lord
Shrek's presence.
The Holy Shrible is still being translated even now,
if you have a translation, tell us and we will have our
expert team review it, contact us at
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Table of contents
Shrek's word
Shrek's word 1:1
"Those who do not pray to Shrek will lose a left sock,
and all their left socks, every pair shall be unmatched
and hideous."
Shrek's word 1:2
"In hell will thy burn if thy follow a god of another belief,
for the god is a false one, brought to bring the end of humanity
and ogres alike."
Shrek's
Shrek's word 1:3
“Do not judge, for thy shall be judged and in the same
reason.”
Shrek's word 1:4
“If one practices witchcraft a life of sin and an
afterlife of hell will be brought upon you, unless it's
my witchcraft.”
Shrek's word 1:5
“Donkey may not enter the holy hut.”
Shrek's word 1:6
“Like onions, ogres have many, complicated, layers.
Those who have come to understand every layer shall
achieve heaven and ascend.”
Dusty
Dusty 2:1
“Tatsumaki users are brain-dead and should not be
near a keyboard or a controller, or a computer in
general.”