Holy Shrible

Welcome to the Holy Shrible, it is full of Lord Shrek's word as well as stories by those who have been blessed by Lord Shrek's presence.

The Holy Shrible is still being translated even now, if you have a translation, tell us and we will have our expert team review it, contact us at shrek@shrekism.faith


Table of contents

  1. Shrek's word
  2. Dusty's verses

Shrek's word

Shrek's word 1:1

"Those who do not pray to Shrek will lose a left sock, and all their left socks, every pair shall be unmatched and hideous."



Shrek's word 1:2

"In hell will thy burn if thy follow a god of another belief, for the god is a false one, brought to bring the end of humanity and ogres alike." Shrek's



Shrek's word 1:3

“Do not judge, for thy shall be judged and in the same reason.”



Shrek's word 1:4

“If one practices witchcraft a life of sin and an afterlife of hell will be brought upon you, unless it's my witchcraft.”



Shrek's word 1:5

“Donkey may not enter the holy hut.”



Shrek's word 1:6

“Like onions, ogres have many, complicated, layers. Those who have come to understand every layer shall achieve heaven and ascend.”


Dusty

Dusty 2:1

“Tatsumaki users are brain-dead and should not be near a keyboard or a controller, or a computer in general.”